Surfing the channels...

I switch on the damn T.V hoping against hope that it would help me pass my vela time(from the bitsian dictionary meaning idle time,which i happen to have a lot of),but lets see wht u've got to offer-


channel no.1-the quintesscential "bahu" says something derogatory to her arrogant looking "saas" and there you go-slap!!slap!!slap!!(no she slapped only once but the camera rolls over thrice,add to that the astonished faces of some 20 odd family members shown one by one),this is followed by some shredding of glycerine and then some more,i just wonder if the "makers of this s**t" watch it themselves,i dont think they do and if they do then how dare they inflict such nonsensical,hyper-melodramatic torture on the mind of the viewers!!

anyways lets switch the channel!

no.2-a so called upcoming talent has the mic in his/her hands and is singing some pathetic song in an even more pathetic manner.then the judge with the cap on and the nasal voice comments something which fails to please the other judge-some vehement arguments and table banging follows-yaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnn-lets switch it again!!



n0.3-the exact same thing but only with different host,judges n contestants!!moving on!!



no.4-ahh!!this brand new show ,some digit ka dum hosted by our very own favourite who never wore a shirt!the question goes"india me kitne % log apni wife ka photo wallet mein lekar ghoomte hain"??question of the century!!the contestant is baffled,gives an expression as if he's using some high funda regression analysis to arrive at the answer!c'mon guys u can do better!!



no.5-another khan with another set of ridiculous questions testing if u are smarter than the kids of some class!!



no.6-time for stand up comedians,now this used to be good some while back until they allowed every tom,dick and harry(literally)to come and perform.the guy goes on jabbering incesantly with jokes and anecdotes(all of which u've heard countless times before),he tries so hard to move your 14 odd muscles in a co-ordinated fashion(to make u laugh that is) but hopelessly fails and i even feel a sense of pity for him and the judges who have to laugh w.r.t some clause in their contract.enough is enough!!



no.7-now its the turn of firangi or amriki channels.now these r good but no use watchin a movie that started like an hour ago or a series that started like a year ago!!now my last hope!!



no.8-ESPN!!Yes!!!repeat telecast of yesterday's football match but much better than anything else!!Football rocks n so do fernando torres and david villa!!